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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Emoji Test


Sunday, December 17, 2017


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Monday, October 23, 2017

To be fair...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Im ❤ daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge cock 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny :kissing_closed_eyes: dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆

Tuesday, July 4, 2017


😱Bruh😱 I'm 🍑deadass🍑 😋hungry😋 right 🕑now🕑... Ya 🍕pizza😍🍕 what u 😍want😍? lemme get➡ 🤔🤔uhhhhhhhhh🤔🤔🤔 🚫🍖 B O N E L E S S 🍖🚫 🍕pizza🍕🍕 with a 2 liter of 🥃coke🥃... 💦😩Fuck💦😩 kinda 🍕pizza🍕? And 2 🚰liter🚰 📠machine📠📠 broke 😩Fuck😩 u mean 🅱️ Ight 👀look👀 lemme 📨get📨 that 🍕pizza🍕 🚫🍖 B O N E L E S S 🍖🚫 uh 🍕pizza🍕 don't got ☠️bone☠️ on it The 👉👌fuck👉👌 did 👉i👈 just 💬say💬 then? 👆U👆 🗯said🗯 Lemme get it 🚫🍖boneless🍖🚫 Like 🍕pizza🍕🍕 got a 💢damn🙊 🍖bone🍖🍖 in it 👥yall👥 got 🍖bones🍖 in ya 💩shit💩 then So 🤔what's🤔 the ❔problem❔ 🍆🍆👦D I C K H E A D🍆🍆👦 name ☝one☝ 🍕pizza🍕 that got 🍖bone🍖 on it just ❌don't❌ put them 💩shits💩 in my 🍕pizza🍕 bruh how 🔢many🔢 🖐times🖐 i gotta 💬say💬 it 😱bruh😱 jus 💬explain💬 to me how tf 🍕pizza🍕 can be 🚫🍖boneless?🍖🚫 if it ❌dont❌ got 🍖bone🍖 in it... iss 🚫🍖 b o n e l e s s 🍖🚫 👦Son👦 ❔what❔❔ 🏫school🏫 u go to ✌️dawg🌿 i ❌dont❌ 🤔understand🤔 the ❔problem❔ just make my 💩shit💩 B O N E L E S S 😤☠️D E A D A S S😤☠️ I'm 😤☠️deadass😤☠️ ❌not❌ making this 🍕pizza🍕 😤😤😤

Sunday, June 25, 2017

True Baller Test

TriHard / :basketball: TRUE BALLER TEST only the realest player will dunk this :wastebasket:

Thursday, April 20, 2017

haHAA 41 btw

Let's have a 30 minute video skype conversation, record and it let the internet judge who has a boring, generic personality. I'm a world class mothafucka, mothafucka. I bet you have an anxiety attack at the thought of even interacting with a person online in live/video form. Go back to the dungeon.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Catch This Fish

GivePLZ /︴Only the chosen one can catch this fish. ﹏﹏﹏﹏ SabaPing ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

Saturday, April 1, 2017


FOOOD FIGHT! SwiftRage ノ-︵-┻━┻ SwiftRage シ 彡彡 彡 🍔 NotLikeThis 🥕🍏ミ ミ ミミミ ৲ cmonBruh ╰ ThunBeast 彡彡 🍅 PogChamp ノ彡 🌮 🍕 🥄ミミ ৲ UnSane TriHard ノ 彡 🥝 WutFace 🌽 ミ ৲ KKona 🍰 🍩 ミ ৲ OpieOP rStrike ノ 彡🍍 CruW RonSmug ノ 彡彡彡 🌶🍐 ShazBotstix

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Albanian Virus

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users by copy pasting this message. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian Virus

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

im 12 btw

haHAA older than 11 haHAA 13 in May haHAA you guessed it right haHAA im 12 btw haHAA

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Sleep Test