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Friday, August 17, 2018

Just Because...

Just because... I had a dream of being pounded in the ass, and I was aroused when I woke up, doesn't make me gay. It was fuckin' hot, ok? A big ass 6 foot 5 WEREWOLF lookin' guy with huge muscles bear-hugged me, HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH, and I was just, face against the glass OOO smack OOO smack UUHH smack OOO smack OOK smack OOO, and I woke up aroused. That doesn't make me gay. I don't think it's GAY to wake up aroused. I-I think chuckle that it was just hot. It was fucking hot.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

OK MOM, V-BUCKS.

❗️ ✋OK MOM ✋❗️WE NEED TO TALK 😡😤I NEED V-BUCKS 😜💵I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S 😎🤨 I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM 😫🤬 I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH 🗑️ 🔫I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR 😏👏NOW I NEED YOU 🧐 👉TO BUY ME V-BUCKS 😎🔥I'VE GOTTA SHOW 🤯🤬 MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE 🔥😎💯NOW I'LL BE IN BED 😴💤BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT 😔📚🚸

Friday, August 10, 2018

Emoji Penis Art (ONLY VIEW-ABLE IN CHAT)

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Thursday, July 26, 2018

EBZ Gator Skin

💯 ☝🏾 ONE 🖕🏾 THING IS FOR ✔️ 👍🏾 SURE ✔️, MY 🌍 LIFE 👲🏿 IS ❌ NOT 💪🏾💯 EASY. 👁️ I HAD TO GROW A 🔥 🐊 GATOR 🐊 🔥 SKIN JUST TO 🍌 🐒 ADAPT 👋🏾👋🏾 🐍🌶

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Gifted

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Monday, October 23, 2017

To be fair...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Fidget Spinner

Im ❤ daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge cock 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny :kissing_closed_eyes: dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

🅱ONELESS PIZZA

😱Bruh😱 I'm 🍑deadass🍑 😋hungry😋 right 🕑now🕑... Ya 🍕pizza😍🍕 what u 😍want😍? lemme get➡ 🤔🤔uhhhhhhhhh🤔🤔🤔 🚫🍖 B O N E L E S S 🍖🚫 🍕pizza🍕🍕 with a 2 liter of 🥃coke🥃... 💦😩Fuck💦😩 kinda 🍕pizza🍕? And 2 🚰liter🚰 📠machine📠📠 broke 😩Fuck😩 u mean 🅱️ Ight 👀look👀 lemme 📨get📨 that 🍕pizza🍕 🚫🍖 B O N E L E S S 🍖🚫 uh 🍕pizza🍕 don't got ☠️bone☠️ on it The 👉👌fuck👉👌 did 👉i👈 just 💬say💬 then? 👆U👆 🗯said🗯 Lemme get it 🚫🍖boneless🍖🚫 Like 🍕pizza🍕🍕 got a 💢damn🙊 🍖bone🍖🍖 in it 👥yall👥 got 🍖bones🍖 in ya 💩shit💩 then So 🤔what's🤔 the ❔problem❔ 🍆🍆👦D I C K H E A D🍆🍆👦 name ☝one☝ 🍕pizza🍕 that got 🍖bone🍖 on it just ❌don't❌ put them 💩shits💩 in my 🍕pizza🍕 bruh how 🔢many🔢 🖐times🖐 i gotta 💬say💬 it 😱bruh😱 jus 💬explain💬 to me how tf 🍕pizza🍕 can be 🚫🍖boneless?🍖🚫 if it ❌dont❌ got 🍖bone🍖 in it... iss 🚫🍖 b o n e l e s s 🍖🚫 👦Son👦 ❔what❔❔ 🏫school🏫 u go to ✌️dawg🌿 i ❌dont❌ 🤔understand🤔 the ❔problem❔ just make my 💩shit💩 B O N E L E S S 😤☠️D E A D A S S😤☠️ I'm 😤☠️deadass😤☠️ ❌not❌ making this 🍕pizza🍕 😤😤😤

Sunday, June 25, 2017

True Baller Test

TriHard / :basketball: TRUE BALLER TEST only the realest player will dunk this :wastebasket:

Thursday, April 20, 2017

haHAA 41 btw

Let's have a 30 minute video skype conversation, record and it let the internet judge who has a boring, generic personality. I'm a world class mothafucka, mothafucka. I bet you have an anxiety attack at the thought of even interacting with a person online in live/video form. Go back to the dungeon.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Catch This Fish

GivePLZ /︴Only the chosen one can catch this fish. ﹏﹏﹏﹏ SabaPing ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏