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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Albanian Virus

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian Virus

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

im 12 btw

haHAA older than 11 haHAA 13 in May haHAA you guessed it right haHAA im 12 btw haHAA

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Sleep Test

SLEEP TEST 🛏 IF YOU TOUCH THE BED , GO TO SLEEP ⎝ ResidentSleeper

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Golden Kappa Alert

LUL ———————————————————————— imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!————————————————————————

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Mesothelioma Patients

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Thursday, January 5, 2017

DANK MEME ALERT

🔊 🔊 🚨 🚨 WARNING 🔊 🚨 🚨 WARNING 🚨 🚨 🔊 THIS IS A 🐸 DANK 👽 MEME ❗ ❗ 🐸 ALERT. INCOMING 🐸 DANK 👽 MEME 🐸 👐 👌 HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀 🚀 YOUR WAY. 🔜 👆 👆 👆 PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS 🚧 🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸 DANK 👽 MEME ❗ ❗ 🐸 🌋 🌋 🌋 .BUCKLE UP ♿ ♿ ♿ THEM SEATBELTS 👮 👮 ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT 📵 📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS 👅 👅 🍑 🍑 🍑 🍩 🍩 💩 💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬 🚬 🍁 🏭 🍁 🏭 🍁 🚬 🚬 DANK FACTORY.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Why I LOVE Twitch Chat

This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat. This chat is pure, adulterated, 100% intelligence. Everybody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that are really good. THIS is why I'm turning off the professional gameplay and will just watch the chat. And I swear to god, if any of you don't copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Whats Poppin' Peppermint

Whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ pussy 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BEL

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Its HOEvember

Hey you 🦃TURKEY🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅!! It's 🍂🍁HOEvember🍁🍂. You know what that means⁉️ 🕐🕑time🕒🕓 to 😮🍆gobble 👏🏻 gobble 🍆😮 on a big ole 😛dick😛. Back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, that lil 👻white bitch👻 Chris Columbus ⛵️ and his 👙👠slutty Pilgrims 🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏻 had to 💦💦💦cum 2️⃣ in search 🕵🏻of new 🌶🚀🕹 dicks to suck. Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of yr sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches 💅 or you 🚫 won't 🚫get any 💦gravy💦 this year📆. Get 5️⃣ back and yr a mashed potato hoe ☹️☹️

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Build A Wall

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Saturday, November 19, 2016

Stupid Memes

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! 🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋🚫Fucking STOP IT ✋✋🚫

Friday, November 18, 2016

Streamer Interactivity Test

👉 0 👈 This is the streamer interactivity test. The number starts at zero and counts up. The streamer must read this in order to complete the test. The higher the number, the worse the streamer.