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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Identify as a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

I sexually identify as a Reese's peanut butter cup. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of my sweet chocolate shell being filled with hot sticky peanut butter. People say to me that a person being a peanut butter cup is impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful.

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