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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Hey Michael... Sincerely, Sjokz.


Hey Michael ''imaqtpie'' Santana, Sjokz here and i would love it if you took my virginity away i get everytime i watch ur stream the slick mechanics and ur hawt face just please milk me Kreygasm Sincerely Sjokz.

Can't Melt Steel Doges


FeelsBadMan DANK PEPES CANT MELT STEEL DOGES FeelsBadMan

Dear Athene... Anal.


Dear @Athenelive, my girl and I were getting frisky last night and I put my finger in her ass. When I pulled it out, it smelled SO BAD that I had to run to the bathroom gagging. She left because it took me 30 min to wash my hands, but wants to try anal tomorrow. What products should I recommend without making her feel sensitive?

Dear Athene... Snakes.


Dear @Athenelive, I went to the zoo today and wanted to compare my dick size to an actual snake, so I pulled it out but the snake bit the tip. Luckily, my friend was there to suck out the poison. How will this affect my gains?

Monday, May 11, 2015

Dad Test Passed


└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born to late to explore the Earth, born to son to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE DAD TEST! └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐ ✓ ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ forsenW ✓ DAD TEST PASSED

4Chan Army Has Arrived


FeelsBadMan LE FeelsBadMan 4CHAN FeelsBadMan ARMY FeelsBadMan HAS FeelsBadMan ARRIVED FeelsBadMan

Dank Bee Has Arrived


bUrself LE DANK BEE HAS ARRIVED bUrself

Visited by Hellbear Smasher


ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ You’ve been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ

Friday, May 8, 2015

When Kaceytron Streams...


when kaceytron  stream, my eye automatically go to the tits. i watch the  tits and feel i have sex with the tits

This Guy and You Too


↓ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵍᵘʸ↓ ↑ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ ↑

Somewhere... Kacey Isn't a Slut


° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. .in a parallel universe ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● Kacey isnt a slut....° ☾ ★ °● ¸ .

Catcam Summon Chant


つ ◕_◕ ༽つ DICK IN MY HAND I THINK IM GOING HAM, WITH THIS CHANT I SUMMON CATCAM つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

That's What I Call Dank Memes


RageFace NOW :tf: THATS RageFace WHAT :tf: I RageFace CALL :tf: DANK RageFace MEMES :tf:

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Tyggbar Had Tucked Frump


The doctor approaches Forsen telling him that he should go inside. Tyggbar is sitting exhausted in the bed holding a baby in her arms. Excited to finally becoming a father Forsen picks up the baby only to realize it's chinese. Tyggbar had Tucked Frump

Coperino Frappucciono Pastarino


༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽

Dropped My Bag of Illuminati


▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► Sorry I've dropped my bag of Illuminati ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ► ▼ ◄ ◄ ▲▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ◄ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲

Casual Gaymer


̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽

Kaceytron Boys


kaceyCrazy K kaceyCrazy A kaceyCrazy C kaceyCrazy E kaceyCrazy Y kaceyCrazy B kaceyCrazy O kaceyCrazy Y kaceyCrazy Z kaceyCrazy


Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Identify as a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup


I sexually identify as a Reese's peanut butter cup. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of my sweet chocolate shell being filled with hot sticky peanut butter. People say to me that a person being a peanut butter cup is impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful.

Ribbit Like That OSfrog


This guy's hop is CRAZY OSfrog. My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that OSfrog. He lived in the correct swamp OSfrog. He needed precisely those two lily pads to beat me OSfrog. There were no flies I could catch OSfrog. He had the perfect tadpole OSfrog.

Seldric Arise Chant


༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ KNIGHT IN WHITE, DOLPHIN IN DISGUISE, WITH THIS CHANT SELDRIC ARISE! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

That's What I Call Trump Subs


trumpW NOW trumpW THATS trumpW WHAT trumpW I trumpW CALL trumpW TRUMP trumpW SUBS trumpW

Greasy Chicken Strip Hair


༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GREASY CHICKEN STRIP HAIR ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Summon Kaceytron Chant


(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ The shirt is low cut and the Gunnars™ are on, with this chant I summon Kaceytron! ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Positive Spam Now


༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ POSITIVE SPAM NOW ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ GREAT GAMEPLAY ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ VERY PROFESSIONAL ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ INTELLIGENT AND RESPECTABLE ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

Summon Atticus and Scout


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆・゚ My butthole is ready and my dick is whipped out, with this chant I summon Atticus and Scout! ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

FrankerZつ──☆・゚ My butthole is ready and my dick is whipped out, with this chant I summon Atticus and Scout! ✧゚・: *ヽFrankerZヽ

Stop the Spam


༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ Stop the spam or the donger dies!

Stuck in Forsen's Basement


|̅|(̅|̅◉̅|̅◡̅|̅◔̅|̅)̅| HELP I'M STUCK IN FORSENS BASEMENT |̅|(̅|̅◉̅|̅◡̅|̅◔̅|̅)̅|

Topdecking and Wrecking Kripp


໒( •̀ ╭ ͟ʖ╮ •́ )७ It is me Kripp Dong Un. I demand that all showings of "Topdecking and Wrecking 3: Gripped and Kripped" be removed immediately. Those who refuse will be pepperonied ໒( •̀ ╭ ͟ʖ╮ •́ )७

Reynad Magic Amy


(◕‿◕✿) HEY I JUST MET YOU , AND THIS IS CRAZY , MY NAME IS WILLIAM , BUT CALL ME AMY (◕‿◕✿)

Born to See Hearthstone Nudes


└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to SEE HEARHTSTONE NUDES! Hafu Nudes ☑ Lea Nudes ☑ Alinity nudes ☑ Lifecoach Nudes ☑

Hafu Vibrator


ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ HAFU TURN OFF THE VIBRATOR ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ

Stand Back Foul Moderino


<:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I am the knight of spamerino. Stand back foul moderino <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Maximus Kappacus Spamicus


<:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ My name is Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the Twitch, General of the Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Forsen "The Coin"


Dear Forsen I'm trying to copy your godly Deck but I'm having a hard time finding the card "The Coin." If you could specify how I unlock this card it would be much appreciated. Please no copy pasterino

Don't Mind Me Legendary Lea


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___(。˘з˘)ᗡლ==8 Don't mind me just taking my LegendaryLea for a walk

Kripp Brofist


( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's a "brofist" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

Born to Post DANK Memes


└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐

Hold Hands with Forsen


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When i hold my mouse-cursor over forsens mouse-cursor, it feels like i am holding hands with him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Trump, Mom Here.


Hey Trump, mom here. My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick google search shows Trump subscribers are linked with autism. Can you explain this? -Sincerely, a concerned parent. Pls no copy pasterino cappucino sole mio

Forsen Take the Wheel


(◉◡◔)ノ✇ FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL (◉◡◔)ノ✇, ✇ノ(◔◡◉) ןǝǝɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ uǝsɹoɟ ✇ノ(◔◡◉)\

Don't Mind Me Subs


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___4.99$ Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk.

Juan Pastoroni


༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid.༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽

Codenamed Forsen


ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴜsᴇʀs: ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴏʟ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ɢɪɴᴏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴇʀɪᴀʟ ʀᴀᴘɪsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ sʏᴍᴘᴀᴛʜɪᴢᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴅᴇɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ғᴏʀsᴇɴ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ...

Plug.DJ or Ruckus


(╭ರ_•́)/ Mr. Fors we politely ask for the program "Plug DJ" to be used in this live broadcast for alas we will stir up a ruckus (╭ರ_•́)\

My Name is Inigo Dongtoya


ヽ༼ ͠ ͠°〜 ͜ʖ〜 ͠ ͠° ༽ノ¤=[———— Hello. My name is Inigo Dongtoya. You killed my Kappa . Prepare to die.

Autism Test Passed Trump


└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE AUTISM TEST! └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐ ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ trumpW ✓ AUTISM TEST PASSED!

SourPls Test Passed


└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE SOURPLS TEST! └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐ ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls ✓ SourPls SOURPLS TEST PASSED!

American Test Passed


✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit ✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit ✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit ✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit AMERICAN TEST PASSED OpieOP.

That's What I Call Music


Kreygasm NOW Kreygasm THATS Kreygasm WHAT Kreygasm I Kreygasm CALL Kreygasm MUSIC Kreygasm

Plug.DJ or (Riot)


ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ TriHard PLUG DJ OR BALTIMORE TriHard ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Frog Head Stuck



╠═OSfrog═╣This frog's head just got stuck on this ladder. To make him feel better, enslave his frog brothers too by spamming this.