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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Hey Michael... Sincerely, Sjokz.


Hey Michael ''imaqtpie'' Santana, Sjokz here and i would love it if you took my virginity away i get everytime i watch ur stream the slick mechanics and ur hawt face just please milk me Kreygasm Sincerely Sjokz.

Can't Melt Steel Doges


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Dear Athene... Anal.


Dear @Athenelive, my girl and I were getting frisky last night and I put my finger in her ass. When I pulled it out, it smelled SO BAD that I had to run to the bathroom gagging. She left because it took me 30 min to wash my hands, but wants to try anal tomorrow. What products should I recommend without making her feel sensitive?

Dear Athene... Snakes.


Dear @Athenelive, I went to the zoo today and wanted to compare my dick size to an actual snake, so I pulled it out but the snake bit the tip. Luckily, my friend was there to suck out the poison. How will this affect my gains?