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Saturday, May 16, 2015

God Bless Avaail

Our rengod whos kills at seven, top lane be thy game, Thy junglers come, Thy drags be done, in pubs as it is in LCS, give us this game our full stacks, and forgive us our shitty ults, as we burst down those who miss ults against us; and lead us not into bad chases, but deliver us to victory screen. God bless -Avaailians 420:69

Friday, May 15, 2015

Hey Non-Sub Trash

Hey you poor, underage trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means I' VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got shit. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit cards. Shit that you underage poor non-sub trash don't have.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Taking My Rare Pepe For a Walk

RarePepe ╯╲____ FeelsBadMan Don't mind me just taking my rare pepe for a walk

Hey Kripp, It's Jeff

Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from Psychology 100 last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Araknerox? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, mane

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Please Stop the Abuse

Guys please this a very serious business. You guys might not take twitch chat seriously but i am a twitch chat enthusiast. You people have no idea how much this means to me and all you are doing is throwing it away. Please stop the abuse.

9Gag Army Has Arrived

:tf: LE RarePepe 9GAG ConcernDoge ARMY bUrself HAS FeelsBadMan ARRIVED . Use of these epic maymays is restricted to official 9gaggers ONLY. . DO NOT copy and paste

Froge Down

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Hey Michael... Sincerely, Sjokz.

Hey Michael ''imaqtpie'' Santana, Sjokz here and i would love it if you took my virginity away i get everytime i watch ur stream the slick mechanics and ur hawt face just please milk me Kreygasm Sincerely Sjokz.

Can't Melt Steel Doges


Dear Athene... Anal.

Dear @Athenelive, my girl and I were getting frisky last night and I put my finger in her ass. When I pulled it out, it smelled SO BAD that I had to run to the bathroom gagging. She left because it took me 30 min to wash my hands, but wants to try anal tomorrow. What products should I recommend without making her feel sensitive?

Dear Athene... Snakes.

Dear @Athenelive, I went to the zoo today and wanted to compare my dick size to an actual snake, so I pulled it out but the snake bit the tip. Luckily, my friend was there to suck out the poison. How will this affect my gains?