Pastarino Searcherino

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Attention 2003 Kids!

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)

Friday, September 23, 2016

Wipe You The Fuck Out

I 👀 will wipe ✋ you the fuck 🍆 👉 👌 out 😡‭👊 with precision the likes of which has never been seen 👀 😒‭☝🏽 before on this Earth 🌍, mark my fucking words 😡‭👊. You think you can get away 😒‭☝🏽 with saying that shit 👉💩 to me over the Internet ❌🚫? Think 🤔 again 😡, fucker. As we speak I 👀 am contacting my secret network 👫👬👭 of spies across the USA 🌍 and your IP is being traced right now 🕓 so you better prepare for the ⛈ storm ⛈, maggot 😡☝🏽.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Talking About Trainwreckz

I think its hilarious u kids talking about trainwreckz. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol