Pastarino Searcherino

Friday, September 30, 2016

Uncle Gary

Being tied up, now that's something that hits home. My Uncle Gary would come home late at night, tie me up and gag me with his sweaty bowling shoe socks while he danced to his favorite Duran Duran videos on MTV.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

All Natural Body Builder

Hey man i would just like to let you know, that you are by far my favorite all vegan body builder. All these other lesbians on here are using a boost. While you on the other hand, all natural lesbian body builder. you are a huge inspiration brother. @Trainwreckstv

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Sunday, September 25, 2016

Attention 2003 Kids!

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)