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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Its HOEvember

Hey you 🦃TURKEY🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅!! It's 🍂🍁HOEvember🍁🍂. You know what that means⁉️ 🕐🕑time🕒🕓 to 😮🍆gobble 👏🏻 gobble 🍆😮 on a big ole 😛dick😛. Back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, that lil 👻white bitch👻 Chris Columbus ⛵️ and his 👙👠slutty Pilgrims 🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏻 had to 💦💦💦cum 2️⃣ in search 🕵🏻of new 🌶🚀🕹 dicks to suck. Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of yr sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches 💅 or you 🚫 won't 🚫get any 💦gravy💦 this year📆. Get 5️⃣ back and yr a mashed potato hoe ☹️☹️

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Build A Wall


Saturday, November 19, 2016

Stupid Memes

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! 🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋🚫Fucking STOP IT ✋✋🚫

Friday, November 18, 2016

Streamer Interactivity Test

👉 0 👈 This is the streamer interactivity test. The number starts at zero and counts up. The streamer must read this in order to complete the test. The higher the number, the worse the streamer.