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Thursday, November 24, 2016

Its HOEvember

Hey you 🦃TURKEY🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅!! It's 🍂🍁HOEvember🍁🍂. You know what that means⁉️ 🕐🕑time🕒🕓 to 😮🍆gobble 👏🏻 gobble 🍆😮 on a big ole 😛dick😛. Back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, that lil 👻white bitch👻 Chris Columbus ⛵️ and his 👙👠slutty Pilgrims 🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏻 had to 💦💦💦cum 2️⃣ in search 🕵🏻of new 🌶🚀🕹 dicks to suck. Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of yr sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches 💅 or you 🚫 won't 🚫get any 💦gravy💦 this year📆. Get 5️⃣ back and yr a mashed potato hoe ☹️☹️

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Build A Wall


Saturday, November 19, 2016

Stupid Memes

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! ✋😡I've had it up 👆to HERE 💯with stupid fucking memes! 🙌😤😡You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST💯 💁of fucking discussion without "🚫🙅MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" ✋🚫Fucking STOP IT ✋✋🚫